my condom lesson

Hihiiihihi… dude wassup? Well..what you think about condom? Ehm..do you familiar about that stuff? Be frank I’m don’t know too much about its.heeii..I know,Iknow strawberry and chocolate are my favorite flavour..ehmm.. by the way I’ll take course to learn………all about condom!la,la,la don’t bad opinion ya!
Oke..Im condom stupid at all,I have no idea how to help Mr. happy to wear his coat ops…most time Mr. happy turn to Mr. pity hehheeee so I just uum…open my eyes and staring, I’ll do when I’ve been asked and I do really teachable person because I love to learn however Mr. happy seem unhappy so…….I’m give up to trying and just staring………my great experienced it’s between awesome and horrible..sound cool? oke let me start my story la....nah...
Huh!... I’m tried open my lovely eyes when my lovely ear heard whispering “hey…honey I’m missing my condom! ”ha? Lost? What? Condom? where? I don’t know!’my dear, he though its inside me!..Ooh…he left his coat inside mybody.he just sit next to me and stare to my tummy..I was shocked and think how come he lost his coat uum..I’m the one who is help him to put his coat on aii..ya! my fault lei ga whatever la Im just imagine how to take it out now or must call taxi and racing to hospital and then may be Doctor will handle condom accident as emergency case…well..I haven’t go to no where eeh..just ..uum.trying to pull it out!! Finally I got it and.. I do it well.. Not easy but not too difficult Huh.. after ever we are feel so funny and…LOL huh! Do we still can laugh out loud? If I’m failed pull his coat out…………?!!! Or I must end up to hospital at emergency case and face to nurses and Dr…..and my lovely face may be will show on south china morning post with the slipped condom and the warning notice for the condom user……………hahhahhahaaa…….I don’t think I can keep LOL..