Tuesday, March 21, 2006

This pregnancy test stick set me up!

Yesterday I blow up a pregnancy issue and I got a ton of sympaties as well, peoples want to know the truth, yes I did that pregnancy test that night and I just curious if I can prove to my sis, the brand that she used to bought was just a shit, I suggest her to try another brand but she doesn't sound agreed though instead to listen to my suggestion about give another brand a try. she get home with two box tester, she stick on the same brand, man, she just stubborn like hell!!!
To knock her out I have to prove a thing, so I make that pregnancy test on my own urine!!!! and you know what?? I was trully drunk but I did piss properly onto the stick, the hell is it's took me another 35 hours to get the result as well as below:
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damn, this brand just a crap and it was totally untrustworthy, like its says the result can be within a minute!! but I end up for few hours.. I mean I have to wait for another 35 hours to know that Im not pregnant yet!!!! Hellll............
Of course Im not pregnant yet. I will and can in case if I can get some guy's sperm to make myself pregnant but it such a evil thing and difficulties. as my experience. Guys these day are more genius and smart than ever, they make sure there's no any drop of their sperm get into girl's UTERUS.. stealing a guy's sperm?? one word it's such impossibility!! even they are drunk like hell, there's still no chance...................
all the female need male's sperm to done the deed and only virgin Maria don't need a sperm to done her deed..Image hosting by Photobucket BBraaavooo!!!

8 comments:

Mr. Charming said...

OK Bee, now you are scaring me. :-P

@bee said...

Ha! Mr. Charming, you know what? I want yours..Ho ho ho..:D

Zombie_Flyboy said...

Is that a cherry on top of a pile of shit?

@bee said...

Nah!! it'a a stawberry on top of a pile of shit and bunch bees!!

x0r said...

haha! it's definately hard to get a girl pregnant... well hard! i've never had 'protected' sex and i have no kids, nor have any of the girls become pregnant any time soon afterward. maybe i make them sterile. GIRLS! SIGN UP IF YOU WANT TO BANG AND NOT HAVE KIDS EVER AGAIN!

on the serious side, thanks on my issue. it seems to be the universal feeling on that particular female.
<8)
we need to start planning our wedding.

@bee said...

Xor, you're Absolutely right!! it's damn hard to get pregnant!! but I still want a mixed baby so sterile idea wasn't in my plan now..
your issue is over so move on, you can and will.. many support here!
our wedding will be soon,, I really hope :D and would want to have a kid too?? :p

x0r said...

hey... you are on 25peep O.o

grats!

@bee said...

Yeahh!!and where is yours?!!