This pregnancy test stick set me up!

Yesterday I blow up a pregnancy issue and I got a ton of sympaties as well, peoples want to know the truth, yes I did that pregnancy test that night and I just curious if I can prove to my sis, the brand that she used to bought was just a shit, I suggest her to try another brand but she doesn't sound agreed though instead to listen to my suggestion about give another brand a try. she get home with two box tester, she stick on the same brand, man, she just stubborn like hell!!!
To knock her out I have to prove a thing, so I make that pregnancy test on my own urine!!!! and you know what?? I was trully drunk but I did piss properly onto the stick, the hell is it's took me another 35 hours to get the result as well as below:

damn, this brand just a crap and it was totally untrustworthy, like its says the result can be within a minute!! but I end up for few hours.. I mean I have to wait for another 35 hours to know that Im not pregnant yet!!!! Hellll............
Of course Im not pregnant yet. I will and can in case if I can get some guy's sperm to make myself pregnant but it such a evil thing and difficulties. as my experience. Guys these day are more genius and smart than ever, they make sure there's no any drop of their sperm get into girl's UTERUS.. stealing a guy's sperm?? one word it's such impossibility!! even they are drunk like hell, there's still no chance...................
all the female need male's sperm to done the deed and only virgin Maria don't need a sperm to done her deed.. BBraaavooo!!!