This Morning!! I have myself a cup of " SALTY COFFEE "

Not enough sleep...........
Woke up at 11 am and my first thought is " FUCK I HATE THIS " HAVE TO WORK ON EARLY MORNING IDEA"!!!
the second action is wander slowly lamely sleepy to kitchen, it like take me 5 hours to get there " GOD, I NEED A CUP OF NICE COFFEE WITH PLENTY OF CREAM AND SUGAR.. GOD, I WANT TO MAKE IT SWEET LIKE HECK !!! SO I ADD ONE AND HALF OF TABLE SPOON... SUGAR BABE!!! sugar........... sugar..sugar..
I wish have a good day starting with a cup of extremely sweet coffee!!
I couldn't wait to have my first sip..." my godness!! ........... Ouch..shit!! what the hell.. this is " SALTY like hell!!!
I PUKED LIKE MY GUT NEARLY TO OUT AND I TOTALLY AWAKE.. GOGGLE EYES AT A JAR THAT " I THOUGHT IT IS SUGAR JAR" SUGAR MY ASS.. THAT IS SALT BUT LOOK LIKE SUGAR..
I RAN TO BRUSH MY TEETH AND WONERING " WHY SUGAR AND SALT COULD HAVE SUCH LOOK ALIKE.. I NEVER DRINK SALTY COFFEE AND GOD, IT TASTE REALLY DISGUSTING LIKE " HECK"
THEN I HAVE MAKE THE SECOND CUP OF " NICE COFFEE" WHILE MY MOUTH KEEP CURSING " FUCK THIS............!!! " WHY I HAVE TO WORK ON EARLY MORNING AND BRIEFLY GLANCE AT THE CLOCK ... NO SHIT, IT IS ALREADY 11:25 AM.. I RUN LIKE HELL TO BED ROOM, HAVE MY FACE DONE A FAB MAKE UP AND DRESSING NICELY.. JEEZZ, NO DOUBT I CAN FAST LIKE THIS !!! THEN JUMP TO THE BUS STOP AND BEEN A LITTLE BIT LATE " AGAIN" 47 MINUTES LATE....................
I REACH OFFICE AT 12: 47 PM... TODAY!! BUT WHO CARE?? MY BOSS WILL NOT CARE.. since I've run my tasks fucking well...
I 've got him, myself and Susan's boss meeting this afternoon for further cooperate, so far Susan and I not only a best friendship.. we are now is a best patnership.. and future best chairmanship.. * sigh* dreamer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!