THE CHEAPSKATE LADY SPOKE OUT DONT TOUCH MY "cat"

dear dude,you see im really extreme and can't keep promise so Im warned that you dont ever trying to believe me cause extreme,complicated and such damn manner..well I used to though and call myself as LIAR but in fact Im not Liar,,though may be looking for specialist any kind er..whatever na!!oke sweet heart
I used to spoke out "I want have more! when I have my wine "at home,friends home whatever but not in da restaurant na!"
and what da hell going on there when I have mine in da restaurant?
since Im afraid of looking boorish so I just shut my mouth up once fond out there's less than third in my glass! dick,dick,,how come I kept silent eh!perhaps Im not sound like a cheapskate when speaking out "may I have some more,plz? next time and well perhaps I won't get the grudging eye ball rolling out from the....eyes ball house hihiiii...Im about in da end of my rope..na just pour what's right the 1st time otherwise U better suck my toes eewwh! okei..the fun part is how to tip washroom attendants? I dont know..bcoz I used to not to tip..it is rude? may be yes ! but since Im rude person so I don't mind..huheueeee..gimme break okay? I don't need you hand me an tissue, I have mine!Im a choosy so only use the TEMPO"and dont even think to handle my "CAT" I used to wipe mine by myself..no thanks..do you know privacy?plz,,respect okay?however..may be some of ppls need above treatment..