For God's sake stop talking the ANAL EXes from now Let's discuss about anal Sex =)

I am very open-minded person..I really am!! I am open talk about anything and everything, almost always I really am!! I talk about politic and craps...I talk about anal sex, anal exes ..all trashy relationship shits..
I am a super open-minded person that my brain could have be fallen out.. sometimes it was sooo so scares that I am unable to control my anger manangement.. That I might killed someone/something alive.. without even feeling quilty about!! You know this kinf of Open -minded I was..

and here's always few of my best online mate that I love them to bits..
It's sad that they were 5000miles far away!!
Sometimes I'll have my brain wondering if I could laugh this coneversation in person for real..!!! and do the anal fantasies for real too.. LOL!!

Me: and oh you know what.. I found out that I am sooo much into anal thing

Shannon: yeah? i read about it in the blog, just no penis, right? cause you are small.. or you like full anal sex? O.o

Me: yeah.. it's feels good I even able to slid 2 of my fingers in it hehehee..I don't think my butt can take a full penis, even the smallest penis feels heck big for my butt!!

Shannon: yeah... anal sex isn't that easy! like, you have to be used to it lol
you know... practice or whatever.. sometimes it takes a while to get it in there
slow and gentle haha !! well, i'm glad you found something new to have fun with :P

Me: Yeaaa... and once a time I got my fingers sticking a lot of shit !!
Shannon: AHAHAHAHA!!!! yes, well, it IS your butt

Me: that's grossssssssssssss !! I keep washing my fingers but when I slid my fingers in and pull it out ...it was heck of shit stick on them again.. !!

Shannon: Omg! lol crazybee! i guess it's kinda hard to tell if you will put your finger in shit or not :P

Me: Of course I won't do that!! But I never knows if my butt hole ain't that deep, I only able to get into like 2 inches, and average guy's penis about 5 inches or so.

Shannon: i will be honest and say i've stuck my finger in my butt a few times and i can get further than 2 inches !!

Me" It's make me thinking all the time, what if I got a guy real assed me, what if I can't control bowel, and shit... out at the same time he pull off his cock.. GOSH!!
Shannon: LOLOLOLolololol!!!!!
Me: Imagine.. that my shit just.. popping out all over the his six pack stomach.. all over his bed, floor, carpet..!!

Shannon: " Omg you crack me up

Me: I am no dare to try a real anal fuck.. 0.o

Shannon: " I was watching this porno once and this girl was putting a dildo in her ass and pushing it out, and one time poop came out and it was really gross!!
Me: "LOL
Shannon: " LOL

Me: " That's what I am concern about..That's will be hellarius!!

Shannon: i don't think that happens unless you're pushing

Me: Nah.. but maybe...
Shannon: " mean... you never know, but i don't think is likely/nod

Me: " Anyhow.. I think I have to make sure that I have poo everyday, at least I have to poo in the morning if I plans to get assed later in the evening!!

Shannon: " LOl assed

Me: " My bad is I had a hard to time poo everyday, and the worse is I haven't shit for 3 days when I try to poking my asshole~!

Shannon: " well, there ya go
Me: " so no wonder if I got my fingers shit on them
Shannon: " i don't think you have to poop everyday tho, maybe every 2 days lol

Me: " I wish I was.. but I am abnormal.. I just can't be normal.. :(
Shannon: : " (i know that......) (jeje)
Me: " I just overexcited if I could poo everyday, like I'll having to thank's God for that!!
Shannon:" so it feels that good hunh?

Me: " You mean shit out everyday? or masturbrate my ass?

Shannon:" masturbate your ass!!"

Me: " Awesome...............hehehehee.
Shannon: " well, that's cool then
Me: " But I haven't do it very often..I think less than 3 times!!

Shannon: " how tall are you?
Me: " 157cm..
Shannon:: " i know that's completely off the subject) h/o i'm trying to calculate to inches................ok... you're as tall as i thought,, like 5 feet 2 inches =))